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After a very long hiatus, Fridgetown is back! Once a abuse board for disgruntled year 12 barrenjoey High School Students, now a great way of keeping in contact with the gang. |
Tuesday, March 08, 2005 frankie the one legged frogfrankie was a frog, and frankie was a sad frog. you see, frankie only had one leg. he lost it in the terrible hunting accident of '95. frankie and his cousin ralph were in the woods huntin' some beaver tails when ralph swung his .5 calibre semi auto-matic machine gun in frankies' direction and... blamm blamm blamm! ..ralph shot a chicken. later that day they cooked the chicken and ate it, yet frankie wasnt full so he ate his own leg. but anyways, frankie was sad coz he'd get hassled coz of his one leg. he'd be like hopping down the street and some punk frogs would be like: "hey frankie cant walk, he has to HOP everywhere" and theyd start laughing, before hopping away.. so one day frankie was like, i'll show them, and he ordered a fake leg from the fake leg shop. those ones that spring out like a normal frog leg. and frankie superglued it to his body, and then spent all day practising his hopping. well the next day frankie was hopping down the street and he saw the same punk frogs, and frankie said to the guys "hey dudes hows my hopping going" and the punk frogs were like "hey cool man that's awesome" and then frankie hopped up to them and kicked them with his really powerful fake leg, them ripped it off and used it as a weapon against them. they were all left bloodied and maimed on the side of the road and frankie said "lets see who hops funny now!" -the end posted by Fish @ 11:38 AM 0 Comments: |
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